fill 'er up...

so i went grocery shopping last saturday night. that giant box of a supermarket (the hyvee on state line) contained approximately four shoppers that evening - me and three overworked mothers who were exceedingly happy (i could tell from the tears in their eyes...) to be shopping sans children. my social life is really happening...

at any rate, as i exited the store, i saw the following sign:

spend $50 at hyvee wine and spirits and receive a $.10/gallon discount at the hyvee fuel center!!!

let me get this straight. you'll make it worth it for me to spend at least $50 at the hyvee liquor store by giving me cheap gasoline?

friends at hyvee, discount fuel + $50 worth of keystone light = bad news. just so you know...